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The Quaker Goes Deaf now offers the following unique service... 

Our highly individualized and musically-overexposed staff will act as your MUSICAL AGENTand select for you, the Club Member, 1-4 CDs per month and ship them directly to you. 

The criteria used in the selection process is simple: based on the opinion of your AGENT(s) these will be the most extraordinary CDs released that month! You choose any one staff member - or combination of- to make your selection for you. (For instance...you could have one Agent select 2 CDs per month for you, or 3 Agents select 1 CD apiece, etc). 

All selections will be CD format, all CDs will be full-length. Prices vary a great deal... . domestic CDs range from $8.99 - 16.99 (with an average of $12-15) . Import CD1s range from $16.99 - 29.99 (with an average of $20-23) 

To join our record club we require only your consent...your credit card number...your shipping address. Your credit card will automatically be billed the amount of the current month's selection, plus applicable shipping and handling based on a USPS Priority rate plus a $1/CD handling fee. (The handling charge will be waived on any orders in excess of $50). No annual fees or other hidden charges. All shipments will leave us between the 10th and 15th of each month. Extra goodies (stickers, coupons, newsletters, posters, etc) will often be included. Prior to shipping out your order, we will send you a list of the titles we are planning on sending - you will have the option of nixing any titles you already have in your personal collection, are produced by artists you would prefer to see perish in a plane crash, seem too pricey for your meager income, etc.
 [Click on the icons above to assist you in your selection by finding out the whims, weak spots, and arousal techniques of each of your possible Agents Extraordinaire (including some astute insights by their co-workers)...] 

We can zero in on your preferences when you provide us with information on your tastes including... favorite (or least favorite) artists statements of stylistic preferences ("Punk music makes me want to vomit", "Loungecore music lovers should be shot", "I would love to be Bjorks sex slave", etc, etc...) 

You may cancel your membership or change your Agent at any time, but both require a 30-day notice before becoming effective... 

We feel this provides a very unique opportunity to obtain great music you might not otherwise have exposure to. We will have spent our time listening to that month1s releases, plowing through all the crap, and sending you only the cream of the crop, the VERY BEST based on our individual tastes and years of experience. 

Beats the hell out of the Columbia Record Club, huh?!
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